Spiderman, the American Hairless Terrier Talks about his trip on the Carnival Victory Ship in the Souther Carribean. He was awarded the "Best of Ship" Award by the capitan!
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Spider Speaks:
Hello, My Name is Spiderman and I would love to share my 7 country cruise with you.
First off, let me answer a few questions- Jeopardy Style:
About Me:
- True: I have no hair, I do have whiskers thou, as every man my should. (age 49, 7 Human years)
- False: I do not shave. I love the whiskers, however I wish I had eyelashes,The wind on the Lido Deck is pretty stiff, and sandy beaches are great for the skin but bad on the eyes.
- True: I was nearly born this way, losing my puppy fuzz at 8 weeks of age.
- False: I am not a Min-pin, Chinese Crested, Whippet, Chihuahua, Zolo, I am proud to say I am an American Hairless Terrier.
- False: Are not you listening? I am not from Mexico or Peru. I am Proud to be an American Born and Bred. BTW – My parents are American too.
- True: My Family is kinda new to the scene- You islanders are all talking about where your “people” came from, so… Just to join into the conversation, I will add my 2 cents (which is not worth much). Our single ancestor, my great-great-great-great-grand-ma “Lucy” was born out of a Rat Terrier Litter in 1972. She was Hairless; my people are all related back to her.
- True: You are allowed to touch me as long as you are in line and are not the 746th person. At 746, I get a little snippy. At this point, I want to be alone, you will find me in the bar.
- False: Not that bar. With 14 bars on board…. Good luck.
- True: I am quite the stud....You might get lucky....Woof!
Here I am with my Assistants Julia and Barbara. They make my life easy. Here is a sample of a conversation I had with Julia...
- Spider: "Julia, don't you think I am getting a bit pale"
- Julia: "Why yes Spider, I think you are. It is going to be a long time before you see the sun again so you had better get used to it."
- Spider: "I think we should go get some sun. Where is it over 70 and sunny at this time of year?
- Julia: "We could go to the Southern Caribbean? Barbara, Would you like to join us"
- Barbara: "If Spider thinks it is important then I think it is important, What will John think?"
- Spider: "John will complain because he is so possessive of me, But as long as I am safe and come back home he will get over it."
- Julia: "It sure would beat this 20 degree temperature we have right now.... with that snowstorm looming we better leave right away"
- Barbara: I'm Packing!!!!"
Hey Julia... Look who I found at the airport, Your Dad & Step-Mom. Sounds Like a Party!
I am in the snow, I hate snow, however i do it in style...Sporting a double "Ross Terrier Ranch" design of Plaid Jumper (vintage 2008) with green heavy weather vest (2006)
Yes, That says 25 degrees F. Can you say Freaking Cold for the hairless one !!!!!
